I wonder how many people on here have heard of me. like have seen my url and thought, oh i’ve heard of her.
i was reading a list of pancake flavors at this restaurant and one was buttermilk chocochip and i read it as benedict cumberbatch
I simultaneously want to sleep in bed forever and do everything in the world
i used a love calculator on the internet and it says we’re not compatible….. i think we should break up…..
(Source: chickensandwich)
“f word” the police
