imagine if u were really high at 7/11 and you saw a frickin face on the chocolate milk jug, id start whispering to it^^
(Source: jkimisyellow)
my little sister is addicted to that online game Club Penguin so today i made an account and ive been following her around in the penguin world all day and beating her in every game she tries to play and just standing in her igloo looking at the wall she doesnt know its me and she just let out a defeated scream from the other room i love the internet
if uglyness was measured in bricks u would be the great wall of china
Scuse me, but my inner history minor would like to speak: The Great Wall of China isn’t made out of bricks. It’s made of mostly stone, clay, and wood.
Carry on.
why
- boys in fights: i hate you man fuck you
- girls in fights: Your eyes are uneven and you're fat and you're an attention whore and you're dumb and I bet the only reason you have good grades is because you sleep with your teachers. Also, I had sex with your boyfriend. And also I deleted you off facebook and unfollowed you and I hope you live alone for the rest of your life and even your cats run away from you. PS your mom is sleeping with her yoga teacher. Bye, cunt.

